Here are the most popular Rude Hamptons stories for the month of July. (Please note some are older than July)
Archive for August, 2009
Five Most Popular Rude Hamptons Stories of July
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009Good Thing She Doesn’t Want Half A Puppy
Saturday, August 1st, 2009Someone shared this story with me in the village today:
I’m in the pizza parlor and I watch an older lady with kid walk upto the counter and orders half a slice of pizza. She only has $1.97 on her and wants only half a slice.
The pizza guy tells her, “sorry we don’t sell half slices, you can buy a whole one.”
She replied, “I only have $1.97.”
Pizza guy, “well you can buy a whole slice on your credit card.”
She replied, “I don’t want to charge it.”
This goes on four times as she keeps coming up and asking. The Pizza Guy finally breaks down.
- The Editor
