I was at the Driver’s Seat in Southampton and some guy had his little dog and was told to take the dog away, he said it was an ‘aid dog’, yea right.
An his wife complained how ‘hard’ the tomatoes were. I thought they were great.
- X
Archive for September, 2010
Who’s Really In The Driver’s Seat?
Friday, September 10th, 2010Biker Gets Citidiot Escort Down Bluff Road
Friday, September 10th, 2010Two days ago me and my dad had come back from a long day of surfing, some lady was on Bluff road in Amagansett in the middle of the road on her bike.
My dad gave the car in front of us a little honk. Then we noticed that the car was with the biker, we where stuck behind them all the way to the skate park.
City people suck, can’t wait for school and cityidots to leave.
- BL
Wannabe Escalade Pickup Passes On the Left Hand Side
Thursday, September 9th, 2010So, I’m driving to work this morning on Route 27 as I do every day from the monument in Bridgehampton going East.
Usually everyone is very careful to abide by the 20mph speed limit as they pass the Bridgehampton School.
Not today… a guy in his Escalade pickup honks and point at the upcoming 30 mph sign and then passes me on the left, crossing over the double yellow line. He speeds ahead (while on his cellphone) and I get a thrill when I catch up to him seconds later, at a dead stop at the red light.
Seriously, what’s the point?
- Shop Girl
Who asked who for directions
Tuesday, September 7th, 2010I worked for a utility company before I retired. My work area was from the canal to Montauk.
I was reading a message by the side of the road in Bridgehampton when a Mercedes pulled up and the woman behind the wheel rolled down her window and asked where Mecox rd was.
I told her to go to the end of Halsey lane and Mecox Rd would there. She said no it’s not and I shouldn’t be working for a utility if I didn’t know how to direct her to Mecox Rd. With that she drove off toward Southampton.
- BD
Lifeguards help pigs in addition to saving people in East Hampton
Friday, September 3rd, 2010This just happened this morning at my favorite beach in East Hampton.
I was down at the beach for an early morning walk, then went over to the outdoor shower to rinse myself off.
In front of me was a man, who was locked in the shower stall with his small and very hairy dog, and he proceeded to spend 15 minutes in there - washing and de-fleaing his dog!!! He pulled clump after clump of thick, smelly dog fur and just threw it on the floor of the shower, including covering the drain with the thick balls of fur mottled with fleas.
After they finally emerged, I went into the shower, picked up a clump of the wet dog fur and shouted over to the man “hey dude, you forgot something in here!”
I walked over and tried to hand him the clump of dog fur, and he looked horrified and refused to take it and asked me what MY problem was!
I said the problem was actually his, because he was using a shower made for people to rinse off from the beach, not dogs, and that he left the shower in disgraceful condition.
All he did was shrug and say that “someone will come & clean it up, they do every day” - and when I asked who he thought “they” were, he said “the Lifeguards, right?”
I thought the lifeguards were there to save lives and provide emergency assistance, but according to this douchebag Lifeguards are really there to clean the showers after pigs like him use it
-Blue
Horny Bird Flashes Woman In Sag Harbor
Friday, September 3rd, 2010I was driving to Sag Harbor for the weekend with a couple of friends.
All of a sudden, a LAMBORGHINI was on my a**…he continually was honking his horn & flashing his headlights.
He drove around me, while continuing to flash his lights/honking his horn… Gave me a BIRD, how sweet!
Where did he think he was??
In Germany, on the AUTOBAHN???
- EP
