Archive for the ‘Bridgehampton’ Category

Accusations of Bestiality outside Bobby Vans

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

I had lunch outside of Bobby Vans a few weeks ago. Was told that I needed to tie my dog at a near by bench because dogs were not allowed under the table. No problem, I understood.

So I tied my little poodle/bichon on a bench about 2 feet away so I could be close to her. A man went to sit on the bench, shoved my tiny poodle aside so she wouldn’t be close to him. After I told him he had nerve shoving a small dog he proceeded to say she was trying to sniff his crotch (which wasn’t true). Anyway I brought attention to what a jerk he was. If my husband were there I doubt he would have pulled that stunt.

-PH

Puppy Poop and Profanities In Your Own Backyard

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

I have a story for you.

Last weekend (Labor Day Weekend) my husband was outside in our yard walking our 10 week old puppy. Of course, like puppies do, he peed and pooped.

A car came screaming down our short dead end road, turned around in MY driveway, then had the nerve to stop and ask my husband if he was going to ”clean” up after his dog.

Ummmm, 1st off, it’s our yard, of course we are. 2nd, it’s none of your business.

The passenger in the car proceeded to YELL at my husband because he said, “It’s my yard, it’s ok.”

She screamed profanities at my husband and then had the nerve to ask, “is this what you teach your son?” (oh, yeah, my 8 year old son was outside to).

They then sped off down the road. We then decided to take a walk only to run into this obnoxious couple forcing other people to hurry up and get up from a table in front of the Golden Pear in Bridgehampton. My husband just smiled at them and said “have a good day.”

Some people are so rude.

- VT

Horses’ Asses Among The Guests At The Hampton Classic

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

So my husband and I decided to take a trip out to the Hampton Classic on Saturday so that our son can take part in the Kid’s Day activities.

We knew going in that there would be snooty people, elitists, and citiots, but we wanted to check it out and at least put the experience of going under our belt.

I think next year there should be a etiquette seminar for those in the aforementioned categories.

Of course, the most efficient means to get from point A to point B is a straight line, however, if such a route is blocked by a perpendicular line (points C and D) of people waiting at a food kiosk, the common sense approach would be to say “excuse me” when you opt to take advantage of the 2 foot break between person 5 and person 6 who are standing on the point C and point D line.

After about the 5th non-gracious offender anytime a person attempted to bust their way through, I put my foot in the way.

- JB

Victoria’s Secret Isn’t So Secret in Bridgehampton

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

Why do some people think it’s ok to go out in public in their pajamas?

So, I was in line at Rite Aid in Bridgehampton last night, repulsed by a lady in her well-worn pajamas and bedroom slippers.

It’s obvious she has not changed out of them in days and just threw on a funky hoodie.

It is rude to mingle in public places in your intimate clothing, period.

- SG

Wannabe Escalade Pickup Passes On the Left Hand Side

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

So, I’m driving to work this morning on Route 27 as I do every day from the monument in Bridgehampton going East.

Usually everyone is very careful to abide by the 20mph speed limit as they pass the Bridgehampton School.

Not today… a guy in his Escalade pickup honks and point at the upcoming 30 mph sign and then passes me on the left, crossing over the double yellow line. He speeds ahead (while on his cellphone) and I get a thrill when I catch up to him seconds later, at a dead stop at the red light.

Seriously, what’s the point?

- Shop Girl

Who asked who for directions

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

I worked for a utility company before I retired. My work area was from the canal to Montauk.

I was reading a message by the side of the road in Bridgehampton when a Mercedes pulled up and the woman behind the wheel rolled down her window and asked where Mecox rd was.

I told her to go to the end of Halsey lane and Mecox Rd would there. She said no it’s not and I shouldn’t be working for a utility if I didn’t know how to direct her to Mecox Rd. With that she drove off toward Southampton.

- BD

Idiot moonlighting as crossing guard at Bridgehampton Commons

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Driving through the Bridgehampton Commons parking lot, you (obviously) always have to be on the lookout for pedestrians…especially ones who don’t use the crosswalks.

I was driving past Rite Aid and a woman started crossing. Naturally, I stopped for her to cross. Then, she put her hands up like a crossing guard to stop me and started saying something. Confused, I rolled down my window and asked her if she was talking to me…

She says: “You know, pedestrians have the right of way, especially in this parking lot.” In the absolute rudest tone I’ve ever heard! (and I’ve seen a lot of tourists act particularly rude to people out here)

My daughter, who was sitting in the back seat, and I couldn’t stop laughing while she quickly and angrily walked away.

Come on lady! It’s not like I hit you or even got close to hitting you for that matter. The “especially” in this parking lot? is really the part that I found totally ridiculous. Haha, What?!

- Hannah