On my way to Sagg Main Beach, I wandered into Loaves and Fishes and asked the old(ish) lady behind the counter how much a particular goat cheese was.
“Why would you want to know?” was the response.
Sufficeth it to say I’m never shopping there again, but I may very well have an accident with a carton or two of eggs there one of these days.
-RJ
Bonackers ‘givin it back!!!! On Sunday, I witnessed the following exchange on Bridge Lane in Sagaponack:
3 Douchebags in a flashy convertible stop near an old Bonacker and his wife who were crabbing on Sagg Bridge - one of them shouts, “hey, tell us the way to Sagg Main Beach” (by the way, without a “please” or a “Sir, can you help us out”).
Old Bonacker gives them a long drawn-out look and then a snort, and says “OK, first you TURN AROUND AND THEN YOU GO THE HELL BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM - that’s the way to Sagg Main Beach.”
The look on their faces: Priceless.
Made the end of my Summer!
- Sis ‘Boom Bonacker
