Warning to all pool companies out there…if someone from Springwood Lane in East Hampton calls you to start pool service…do yourself a favor and forget it. Mr. Non-Stereotypical Summer Gay Man is looking to simply bounce from pool company to pool company without paying! This piece of crap had me open his pool late June, with a winter cover so threadbare that it resembles a frock he might wear (had it been custom-fit).
Two weeks later, house is rented (for big $$$ he tells me, of course it is). The pool is clear, but continues to be a chartreuse green.
Why, you ask?
Because this dildo keeps putting the hose in the pool from a location that is not filtered, after being repeatedly told that he should NOT do that because the unfiltered water from his well, contains metals (you can see the rust shoot out of the hose into the pool), it reacts with the pool chemicals & look…a green pool.
Next, asswipe decides my bill “is too high” (he had given me a bad credit card to process and guess what, it came back - DECLINED!!!)
Oh, and he had hired me because he didn’t need to have “sexy young Latino men parading around his homosexual home”. But then proceeds to make complaints & excuses (after the pool is open and billed) to piss me off and basically tells me that he is letting me go.
Oh really?!
Not so fast jerk!
I am taking this cheap s.o.b. to Small Claims court, where I WILL get my money, for services rendered PLUS court costs.
Eff me?
No, eff you dude.
This happens all the time out here & people won’t usually pursue it. He’s messed with the wrong company. Take note others…those that have been screwed, there is something you can do - those who are doing the screwing…your day is coming.
- The Pool Guy
