Archive for the ‘While Walking’ Category

Is that poop on your white pants?

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

When my daughter was younger (14 now) we were walking down Main St in SH. She had her weekly treat of an ice cream cone from the Fudge Factory (her fave store).

As we were walking there was a line of “tourists” coming at us and you think someone would move aside as not to bump into her but ran right into her and you gu…essed it, wound up wearing the ice cream cone (chocolate on white). They got really upset but I just said “next time watch where you are going and you won’t have a big brown spot on your pants.

Then said have a nice day and walked away. (you think they would have offered to buy a replacement for a crying 6yr old) The nerve of some people.

-LR

Horses’ Asses Among The Guests At The Hampton Classic

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

So my husband and I decided to take a trip out to the Hampton Classic on Saturday so that our son can take part in the Kid’s Day activities.

We knew going in that there would be snooty people, elitists, and citiots, but we wanted to check it out and at least put the experience of going under our belt.

I think next year there should be a etiquette seminar for those in the aforementioned categories.

Of course, the most efficient means to get from point A to point B is a straight line, however, if such a route is blocked by a perpendicular line (points C and D) of people waiting at a food kiosk, the common sense approach would be to say “excuse me” when you opt to take advantage of the 2 foot break between person 5 and person 6 who are standing on the point C and point D line.

After about the 5th non-gracious offender anytime a person attempted to bust their way through, I put my foot in the way.

- JB

WTF is up with that?

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

I have witnessed some pretty rude treatment of our animal friends in the Hamptons:

You wouldn’t put your toddler or best friend in the back of an open pickup truck….why put your dog in that kind of danger?

How about the guy who ran into my vet’s office with his injured dog who said he put his dog in the back of the truck and the dog saw a squirrel and jumped out. (duh) Instinct will take over.

Imagine when you stop suddenly and your dog flies out of the truck, or worse, you run over your own dog.

I’ve heard of that happening. It’s called centrifical force.

How about when people leave their dogs to bake in an oven called their car?

Anyone noticed the carnage on the road? There is a lot of animal traffic on our roads.  Where’s the fire? Slow down folks, these are country roads.

Is it just me or is there a tailgating epidemic these days.

I work in a retail store and we have our very own reality show out the window.

One of the many rude things we witness regularly are the folks who pull up and park in the handicapped space and then get out and walk away looking perfectly healthy.

Not cool.

One day recently two customers came in and said that someone had purposely hit their car to keep them from getting into a parking space.

Then there’s the guy who owns his very own traffic cone and uses it to save himself a parking spot.

We also had a customer who said that if we didn’t immediately produce a missing part to the chair he bought he would throw it through our glass storefront.

My friendly farm stand guy says that people pull up right in front of the door, blocking everyone else from entering and shout out to him from the window without getting out, “Gimme this and gimme that.” They expect him to go to and from the car to deliver the fruits and vegetables and collect money and then return with change.

Ever notice people literally standing dangerously close to the road (with their kids) to feed the swans in the East Hampton pond?

Is it just me or does common sense go out the window?

- Is it just me?

Challenged Chick Challenges Pedestrian Right Of Way

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

Tonight (Saturday the 28th).

In East Hampton.

At the intersection of Newtown Lane and Main Street.

A big boo-hoo to the idiot chick in the huge SUV who honked, rolled down her window, and yelled at walkers crossing WITH THE BLINKING WHITE WALK SIGN that we were in HER WAY to make a right turn on red!?

Yay for the well-dressed glamorous ladies who beat me to the punch (so-to-speak) and yelled back to READ THE LIGHTED SIGNS!

Another one for the Rude Hamptons website. Grrrrrrrr.

- TS

Where the wild things are in East Hampton

Friday, July 9th, 2010

My husband, daughter and I had just finished seeing a movie in East Hampton over July 4th weekend.  We crossed the street and were trying to head back to the parking lot through the pass-through by Starbucks.

Two couples with a gaggle of children all named Aidan, Brayden, and Jayden were standing around chit-chatting while the kids ran around like maniacs pushing and hitting each other.  There were about a dozen other people trying to get through the pass through (as the movie just let out) and they just kept on talking, not moving, letting their kids run wild.

As I’m trying to dodge the flying child fists (and avoid them hitting my 3 year old), I finally said, “EXCUSE ME, PLEASE!” and they just looked shocked, and still didn’t move.

All of us had to snake our way dodging and weaving through this rude brood.

So annoying!

- A

Viagra Vic and Bottle Blonde Demand Right Of Way

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

With my small dog in my arms and my big dog on her leash, we came to the side of a driveway on Georgica Road in East Hampton.

Just as the gates were opening, a silver Jaguar, with a male driver of the same hair color and a bottle blonde at his side, emerged.

Rather than motion us “Come on,” he put up his hand and told us to “Stop.”

When will this kind of newcomer realize that his cheap trophy wife, money, deer fences, privacy hedges, and electric gates does not him a gentleman make.

- M

WTF you can last a whole month?

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Just this past weekend, I happened to be with three friends walking in town, remarking how even bad weather draws out the tourists these days to our dislike. We separated momentarily, I wanted to see if a local store had a gift for one of my friends I was with, and I alone was witness to a remarkable conversation between two young tourists.

Tourist #1: I just adore coming out to the Hamptons.

Tourist #2: I know, I’m enjoying it so much, that I think I might be able to last here for an entire month!

Tourist #1: No! Really?

Try lasting here for your entire life. One month…really…?

-Samantha